anyway, here are user accounts of varying legitimacy, reverse-proxied through nginx but served by shizaru (or technically, snizharu):

• in-here (featuring a dummy video element)
• scoop (mucking around with symlinks and ownership and permissions)
• someone (being well-behaved)
  • and as a bonus, sm1 as a natty alternative (thanks nginx location..alias) —  still served by shizaru, see?

they are snails by name and there are no users (not one user).